i am not the tooth fairy

i happened upon a conversation between the two little girls below who were discussing whether or not i was the tooth fairy at our house if cadence's mommy is the tooth fairy at her house.

the conclusion was that i was not the tooth fairy. i wondered how they knew that. so i said "maybe i am the tooth fairy, how do you know i am not?"

gracie and cadence, with all confidence, told me i was most certainly not the tooth fairy. so, just exactly how is it that are they so sure? 

i'll share their reasoning...

1. the tooth fairy has wings... gracie says i do not have wings.

2. the tooth fairy has a wand... gracie assures me i do not have a wand, either.

3. the tooth fairy has a poofy dress with a tooth on it... I can assure you i do not have a poofy dress with a tooth on it.

4. the tooth fairy has a bracelet made of teeth... i don't care what kind of fairy you are, that's just creepy.

so, if you ask the girls, i am not the tooth fairy.

ok girls...